I don't know how many folks in this community are actually reading the posts here, but I see a lot of familiar faces in this place, so I think it's safe to assume that most of you know me by now, for better or worse.
If you've been a fan of mine, my title may fill you with dread, and anticipation.
Meh
Rightly so, my friends and minions.
It's been a weird year, and I've been processing some trauma. As many of you know, I spend a great deal of energy suppressing my... let's say... supervillain tendencies.
Well, right now I just don't have the emotional bandwidth to NOT be a supervillain. I have a plan, a devious plan, and I think you're going to like it, but I'm going to need your help.
You may have noticed (I see the view counts, I KNOW some of you have noticed) that I've been posting videos of myself and some other local-ish people doing stand-up. Since you don't seem to be hating it too much just yet, I think you'll find your participation in my plan fairly easy.
You see, these few comedians are but a small sample of dozens of comedians, who are connected to still other dozens of comedians across this state that I haven't even met yet. A LOT of these people are pretty funny, and a few of these people are REALLY funny. I have permission to post videos from a handful so far. If you do your part, I think we can have them ALL within the Hive soon...
You see, what most comedians crave more than anything, is validation. All we need to do, is give that to them.
You don't even have to validate them with your votes. You see, I've noticed that 3Speak counts views rather than (at least higher than) votes when it sorts its Trending videos. I've also noticed that if you can hit 30 views in a day, you're pretty much guaranteed a spot on the top 10.
These comedians will LOVE that! I have seen the Instagram accounts of their headliners, and I get more views on my 3Speak posts than they get on their Insta.
If they see you paying attention to them, we can onboard them easily. BOOM! they've been assimilated...
But here's the kicker...
New York state has (probably) THE most restrictive crypto laws in the world. They will be stuck, forever staking, or risking the full might and migraine that is the New York State Justice System delving into every aspect of their sketchy financial lives.
They won't care. They'll feel mighty when they become minnows, godlike when they become dolphins, and... well, they might actually be a problem if they ever become whales.
But, let's not worry about that, my friends! I'm sure I'll be able to cook up another devious plan to dupe these lonely fools, before their power grows too far out of hand.
So, what do you say? All you have to do is watch comedy videos on 3Speak. You don't even have to watch my videos, just the ones I post of the other people, and just until they start making their own accounts. I mean, the votes would be nice... Americans love to see a $, even when it only says $0.01. If you just vote the ones that make you laugh, even a little vote, you'll help encourage just the funny ones to sign up.
I assure you, though, the validation of seeing over 40 views on their videos would be enough.
I can probably make that happen myself, for a while, by promoting them on Facebook, but Facebook will immediately throttle my views if I start promoting other comedians. They want me to make a business page if I'm going to do that.
I'm happy to work out any details in the comments. Suggestions for CodeNames, other ways to bait them with their insecurities, maybe a few stick ideas to punish the ones who won't join the gang Hive.
Not a contest entry. I tire of mere awards.
Honestly, It would only take like... 5 you, who were willing to watch the videos a few times each. If we get enough of the funny ones solidly hooked, they will start to bring their audience. Once that happens, well, American fans like to spend money. Let them spend some here.
Mull it over. Run it by The Whales. Tag them, or whatever you do to get their attention. Do you guys have like, a Whale spotlight you can point at the sky, or something? Maybe they could cook up some incentives. My DHF proposal requires 0 HBD/day, just a few dozen regular Hive users who want to see a funny video a couple times a week.
Or, I don't know, maybe it's a dumb idea. Like I said, I'm going through some stuff.
Sorry if I didn't introduce myself properly, or anything like that. I've been around a while, and I also tire of rules, and introductions. I have a REALLY long list of posts you can look at, if you want to get know me.
This is Hugh as a supervillain. Do I appear in a mood to be trifled with?
Hugh Telmi
Nope. Sorry guys. Just can't hack it right now.
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STOPWho Are The Leaders of Hive?
Hive, a blockchain born of rebellion against centralization, now stands at a crossroads. Its ethos—decentralized, community-driven, and free—is shadowed by a corrosive reality: the unchecked power of entities like @themarkymark and @buildawhale, whose coordinated downvotes and acrimonious tactics have driven creators to despair. This is not governance; it is a tyranny of silence.
The Illusion of Leadership
Hive has no crowned sovereign. Its “leaders” are stewards: developers refining code, witnesses securing consensus, and communities shaping culture. Yet power, as history teaches, consolidates in vacuums. When accounts with vast Hive Power (HP) weaponize downvotes to stifle dissent, they erode the very democracy Hive was built to protect. This is not leadership—it is oligarchy masquerading as order.
The Exodus and the Alternative
Creators flee. Talented voices, weary of punitive curation, migrate to platforms like Blurt, where downvotes are absent and dialogue thrives. Blurt’s rise will be no accident; its simplicity—a sanctuary from Hive’s toxicity—highlights a fatal flaw in our ecosystem. A single change here could tip the scales. Imagine Blurt embraced by investors, listed on centralized exchanges, and fortified by liquidity. It needs only a catalyst.
A Plea for Unity—and Action
We cannot wait. Each downvoted post is a fracture in Hive’s foundation. To stem the exodus, we demand:
Bilpcoin’s Pledge
The Bilpcoin team stands with Hive. We will:
The Hour Is Now
Hive’s promise—a haven for free expression—hangs in the balance. Will we cling to infighting, or rise as a community? The tools for change are ours: blockchain transparency, collective will, and the courage to demand better.
Join us. Audit wallets. Question power. Post fearlessly. Together, we can reclaim Hive’s soul—or watch its light dim as Blurt rises.
The choice is ours. Let it be written in history that we chose wisely.
Hive leadership crisis, decentralized governance reform, Blurt vs Hive, Bilpcoin transparency, blockchain accountability, downvote ethics.
#HiveTransparency #CommunityOverCensorship
@themarkymark @buildawhale & Co
You wield downvotes like a weapon, striking indiscriminately at whoever displeases you, whenever it suits your whim. And why? Why do you call people names as though their humanity is secondary to your ego? Is this how you justify your behavior—to diminish others so they might seem less worthy of fairness? You claim disdain for AI on Hive, yet your inner circle freely employs it without consequence. No downvotes for them, only for those outside your charmed circle. Tell us, why are you so selective in whom you punish and whom you protect?
https://hive.blog/hive/@themarkymark/re-bpcvoter2-swxxng
@themarkymark & Co.,
We are being completely honest here, and you know it. The transactions don’t lie—you cannot escape this, no matter who you bring in to back you up. It won’t work. You’ve already exposed many of those close to you, so let’s be clear: WE ARE NOT TROLLING YOU. WE ARE SIMPLY SHARING THE TRUTH. And the Bilpcoin team is far from stupid. Calling us names changes nothing—it only fuels our determination to work harder.
IT’S OVER.
SPEAK UP. MAKE NOISE. TAKE A STAND.
Key Issues That Demand Immediate Attention:
The problems are glaring, undeniable, and corrosive to the Hive ecosystem. They must be addressed without delay:
These practices do not just harm individual users—they undermine the very foundation of Hive, eroding trust and poisoning the community. Such actions are not only unethical but outright destructive.
@buildawhale Wallet:
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@ipromote Wallet:
Author Rewards: 2,181.16
Curation Rewards: 4,015.61
Staked HIVE (HP): 0.00
Rewards/Stake Co-efficient (KE): NaN
HIVE: 25,203.749
Staked HIVE (HP): 0.000
Delegated HIVE: 0.000
Estimated Account Value: $6,946.68
Recent Activity:
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Author Rewards: 194.75
Curation Rewards: 193.88
Staked HIVE (HP): 0.00
Rewards/Stake Co-efficient (KE): 388,632.00 (Suspiciously High)
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Staked HIVE (HP): 0.001
Total: 16.551
Delegated HIVE: +16.550
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Total Staked HIVE: 1,292.019
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The blockchain data tells the story plainly and clearly. We are not fabricating these claims; we are merely presenting what is already visible for all to see. As we’ve repeatedly urged @themarkymark & Co—the solution is simple: STOP.
SO PLEASE STOP. It’s time to do what’s right for Hive and its community. Why cling to practices that harm others? Power down, step away, and let Hive thrive as it was meant to. You bring nothing positive to this ecosystem.
THOSE WHO ARE WATCHING—THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
PLEASE STOP.
@themarkymark, Can You Explain Why the Bilpcoin Team’s Accounts Are on Your Blacklist?
@themarkymark We understand you’re a fan of data—so are we. After all, data is king, and when it comes to blockchain, transactions don’t lie and can’t be changed.
@buildawhale’s daily grift
@themarkymark’s 2.4 Hive Power scam farm For more insights into blockchain transparency and accountability, visit Bilpcoin’s Publish0x page.
https://peakd.com/hive-133987/@bpcvoter3/isn-t-it-funny-how-themarkymark-and-co-are-suddenly-talking-about-ke-levels-on-hive-well-look-what-we-found-some-of-the-accounts
https://hive.blog/hive-158694/@themarkymark/re-justclickindiva-sysbyt
https://peakd.com/hive-178265/@bpcvoter1/how-can-we-take-someone-seriously-when-they-have-been-exposed-through-clear-evidence-blockchain-transactions-and-data-and-then
https://peakd.com/hive-126152/@bpcvoter2/we-agree-it-s-not-a-joke-themarkymark-and-co-your-mental-health-and-the-well-being-of-those-around-you-are-deeply-concerning-to
https://peakd.com/hive-193212/@jin-out/re-jin-out-sykgtp
https://hive.blog/hive-193212/@jin-out/27th-june-2025-farewell-to-hiveio
https://hive.blog/hive/@test.ureka/the-untrending-report-hive-downvote-analysis-2025-06-27-20250627213824
https://blurt.blog/bpc/@themarkymark/sykcpf https://hive.blog/hive-167922/@bpcvoter1/https-peakd-com-belikechuck-wallet#@splinterboost/https-peakd-com-belikechuck-wallet
#bilpcoin we must stop the #buildawhalescam #buildawhalefarm #themarkymarkscam #themarkymarkfarm on #hive #thedarksideofhive
https://youtu.be/VAMs7ApVBcc?list=PLbH29p-63eW9o20A2SdNhCO7YaUP5aZLK
Who Are The Leaders of Hive?
Hive, a blockchain born of rebellion against centralization, now stands at a crossroads. Its ethos—decentralized, community-driven, and free—is shadowed by a corrosive reality: the unchecked power of entities like @themarkymark and @buildawhale, whose coordinated downvotes and acrimonious tactics have driven creators to despair. This is not governance; it is a tyranny of silence.
The Illusion of Leadership
Hive has no crowned sovereign. Its “leaders” are stewards: developers refining code, witnesses securing consensus, and communities shaping culture. Yet power, as history teaches, consolidates in vacuums. When accounts with vast Hive Power (HP) weaponize downvotes to stifle dissent, they erode the very democracy Hive was built to protect. This is not leadership—it is oligarchy masquerading as order.
The Exodus and the Alternative
Creators flee. Talented voices, weary of punitive curation, migrate to platforms like Blurt, where downvotes are absent and dialogue thrives. Blurt’s rise will be no accident; its simplicity—a sanctuary from Hive’s toxicity—highlights a fatal flaw in our ecosystem. A single change here could tip the scales. Imagine Blurt embraced by investors, listed on centralized exchanges, and fortified by liquidity. It needs only a catalyst.
A Plea for Unity—and Action
We cannot wait. Each downvoted post is a fracture in Hive’s foundation. To stem the exodus, we demand:
Bilpcoin’s Pledge
The Bilpcoin team stands with Hive. We will:
The Hour Is Now
Hive’s promise—a haven for free expression—hangs in the balance. Will we cling to infighting, or rise as a community? The tools for change are ours: blockchain transparency, collective will, and the courage to demand better.
Join us. Audit wallets. Question power. Post fearlessly. Together, we can reclaim Hive’s soul—or watch its light dim as Blurt rises.
The choice is ours. Let it be written in history that we chose wisely.
Hive leadership crisis, decentralized governance reform, Blurt vs Hive, Bilpcoin transparency, blockchain accountability, downvote ethics.
#HiveTransparency #CommunityOverCensorship
@themarkymark @buildawhale & Co
You wield downvotes like a weapon, striking indiscriminately at whoever displeases you, whenever it suits your whim. And why? Why do you call people names as though their humanity is secondary to your ego? Is this how you justify your behavior—to diminish others so they might seem less worthy of fairness? You claim disdain for AI on Hive, yet your inner circle freely employs it without consequence. No downvotes for them, only for those outside your charmed circle. Tell us, why are you so selective in whom you punish and whom you protect?
https://hive.blog/hive/@themarkymark/re-bpcvoter2-swxxng
@themarkymark & Co.,
We are being completely honest here, and you know it. The transactions don’t lie—you cannot escape this, no matter who you bring in to back you up. It won’t work. You’ve already exposed many of those close to you, so let’s be clear: WE ARE NOT TROLLING YOU. WE ARE SIMPLY SHARING THE TRUTH. And the Bilpcoin team is far from stupid. Calling us names changes nothing—it only fuels our determination to work harder.
IT’S OVER.
SPEAK UP. MAKE NOISE. TAKE A STAND.
Key Issues That Demand Immediate Attention:
The problems are glaring, undeniable, and corrosive to the Hive ecosystem. They must be addressed without delay:
These practices do not just harm individual users—they undermine the very foundation of Hive, eroding trust and poisoning the community. Such actions are not only unethical but outright destructive.
@buildawhale Wallet:
@usainvote Wallet:
@buildawhale/wallet | @usainvote/wallet
@ipromote Wallet:
Author Rewards: 2,181.16
Curation Rewards: 4,015.61
Staked HIVE (HP): 0.00
Rewards/Stake Co-efficient (KE): NaN
HIVE: 25,203.749
Staked HIVE (HP): 0.000
Delegated HIVE: 0.000
Estimated Account Value: $6,946.68
Recent Activity:
@leovoter Wallet:
Author Rewards: 194.75
Curation Rewards: 193.88
Staked HIVE (HP): 0.00
Rewards/Stake Co-efficient (KE): 388,632.00 (Suspiciously High)
HIVE: 0.000
Staked HIVE (HP): 0.001
Total: 16.551
Delegated HIVE: +16.550
Recent Activity:
@abide Wallet:
Recent Activity:
@proposalalert Wallet:
Recent Activity:
@stemgeeks Wallet:
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@theycallmemarky Wallet:
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Scheduled unstake (power down): ~2.351 HIVE (in 4 days, remaining 7 weeks)
Total Staked HIVE: 1,292.019
Delegated HIVE: +1,261.508
Withdraw vesting from @apeminingclub to @blockheadgames 2.348 HIVE (10 days ago)
Claim rewards: 0.290 HP (10 days ago)
@blockheadgames Wallet:
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The blockchain data tells the story plainly and clearly. We are not fabricating these claims; we are merely presenting what is already visible for all to see. As we’ve repeatedly urged @themarkymark & Co—the solution is simple: STOP.
SO PLEASE STOP. It’s time to do what’s right for Hive and its community. Why cling to practices that harm others? Power down, step away, and let Hive thrive as it was meant to. You bring nothing positive to this ecosystem.
THOSE WHO ARE WATCHING—THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
PLEASE STOP.
@themarkymark, Can You Explain Why the Bilpcoin Team’s Accounts Are on Your Blacklist?
@themarkymark We understand you’re a fan of data—so are we. After all, data is king, and when it comes to blockchain, transactions don’t lie and can’t be changed.
@buildawhale’s daily grift
@themarkymark’s 2.4 Hive Power scam farm For more insights into blockchain transparency and accountability, visit Bilpcoin’s Publish0x page.
https://peakd.com/hive-133987/@bpcvoter3/isn-t-it-funny-how-themarkymark-and-co-are-suddenly-talking-about-ke-levels-on-hive-well-look-what-we-found-some-of-the-accounts
https://hive.blog/hive-158694/@themarkymark/re-justclickindiva-sysbyt
https://peakd.com/hive-178265/@bpcvoter1/how-can-we-take-someone-seriously-when-they-have-been-exposed-through-clear-evidence-blockchain-transactions-and-data-and-then
https://peakd.com/hive-126152/@bpcvoter2/we-agree-it-s-not-a-joke-themarkymark-and-co-your-mental-health-and-the-well-being-of-those-around-you-are-deeply-concerning-to
https://peakd.com/hive-193212/@jin-out/re-jin-out-sykgtp
https://hive.blog/hive-193212/@jin-out/27th-june-2025-farewell-to-hiveio
https://hive.blog/hive/@test.ureka/the-untrending-report-hive-downvote-analysis-2025-06-27-20250627213824
https://blurt.blog/bpc/@themarkymark/sykcpf https://hive.blog/hive-167922/@bpcvoter1/https-peakd-com-belikechuck-wallet#@splinterboost/https-peakd-com-belikechuck-wallet
#bilpcoin we must stop the #buildawhalescam #buildawhalefarm #themarkymarkscam #themarkymarkfarm on #hive #thedarksideofhive
https://youtu.be/VAMs7ApVBcc?list=PLbH29p-63eW9o20A2SdNhCO7YaUP5aZLK
Your spamming of these comments is doing more damage to Hive than all the things you're complaining about.
NO SPAM JUST THE TRUTH