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) If you’re one of my blog's many avid readers, you’re already well aware of the numerous fine qualities that make me an ideal role model.
Let’s begin with my exquisite manners. And when I say 'manners' I don't just mean etiquette, though I do know my way around a knife and fork. I’m talking about basic civilised behaviour, a concern for others and the observance of a few simple social niceties designed to keep us from ruining each other’s day. I firmly believe that good manners are the basis of a functioning society.
Then there’s my ultra-minimalist lifestyle. As I never fail to mention to anyone within earshot, I am the very embodiment of frugality. My wants are nonexistent, my needs are few. Were the rest of humanity as abstemious as I am, we wouldn’t be dealing with all this pesky global warming and polar bears having to stand around on tiny slivers of ice.
And let’s not forget my unshakable positivity. Sure I’m like Pollyanna and Heidi rolled into one. My stoic fortitude is well documented, and my dependability legendary. Among my friends I’m known as the (wo)Man Who Can. I get things done by hook or by crook. For this I thank my father, who, when we were kids, banned the use of the word 'can't'
I hold myself to the highest moral standards and adhere to them unwaveringly, with one small exception: interactions with those who imagine I am subject to their authority. In such cases, I reserve the right to dissemble, an art I’ve perfected over years of sidestepping the grasping tentacles of government and their assorted henchmen.
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)As for intelligence, I’d say I’m about half as clever as some but twice as clever as most. I'm smart enough to know that, as Nietzsche put it, “Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has, it has stolen,” so I steer well clear of their bullshit. I’m not naïve enough to believe the science is ever settled, or that our slash, burn and poison medical treatments qualify as healthcare. Thanks to this clarity, I’ve thus far avoided illness, penury and any unfortunate entanglements with the state.
I'm sure you will agree, esteemed reader, that my credentials are impeccable, I am the epitome of human excellence and a natural-born leader.
Who wouldn’t follow me?
I’m delicious!
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Posted in response to galenkp's weekend experience prompt asking ' What attributes make you a good role model to others? and 'Do you think you're more intelligent than others and if so why?'
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Comments (7)
Delicious, that is the word, a hilariously and cleverly one if I may say. I've just pictured the poor polar bears in my head right now. I'm not sure if the tiny ice could keep them from enguling me if I'm passing by though, of course, it's their nature, who can blame them, I'm also delicious...or so my wife says at least.😉
Your wife is biased. You just couldn't be as delicious as me!
😅😅😅😅. Yes, I gues she is...by the way, can I use your first image in the future for my own benefits? I really liked it...🥹
Of course you may use it. I'm delighted with the opportunity to put my kind and generous disposition on display:)
Thanks a lot. You're as kind as delicious. Be aware of bees...they love sweeties milady, but they haven't learned to use their tongue if they have any...so...
wait, don't you want latest iphone version? or a SUV to make 100 meters from you home to an other place? or a device to measure how many calories you are using when washing hands? how disappointing!
I'm a non-driving technophobe who is lean and lithe with no necessity to count calories. So there!
I admire you, but wouldn't follow you. I don't follow anyone. This is part of my constitution and years ago led to no end of trouble in school and with my mother. However, if I were to follow anyone, it's a safe bet you would be included in that privileged lot.
Another brilliant blog...cause for an inevitable chuckle to break up the day.
Truth is, you wouldn't see much action following me anyway. I seldom go anywhere. Delighted to have given you a chuckle!
Too bad we can't hold, measure and dilute abstemiousness. Abstemiousinum 200, 2D might just be the remedy the world needs, or one of them. First we need Zombifinum. Drop that stuff from the skies.
How is Gateway going? I have academy final exams next week.
Final exams? You are a far more diligent student than I. I'm thoroughly enjoying the course though and successfully treated my brother's impetigo with the Banerji Protocol. Magic!
I know. Do tell!
It does feel a lot like magic at first because, unlike the medicine we grew up with (or in some cases without, yours I'm guessing) it actually works. Now I'm working on issues I never even knew were issues, thought I'd just have to live with them since conventional med says they have no cure.
Lemme see if my searchable protocol document comes up with your solution:
Antimonium crud 6, 2D and Hepar sulph 200, eoD?
Bang on! After one treatment the rash stopped spreading and after 6 days it cured up entirely.
Has he had it for a long time? What other treatments did he try? Tzla?
I had a dream about Jeff Berwick. He and I were having a drink at a bar, and he was staying in a hovel in the town I now live in, an abandoned house on top of a hill maybe. I often think, when he is recounting a Tzla success, that homeopathy would have gotten similar results, more easily and inexpensively. Now he wants to sell his machine and services to professional sports teams for millions of dollars. Joette actually did work for a Buffalo hockey team, helping with their injuries. I doubt she charged millions of dollars.
He got up one morning about 3 weeks ago looking like this
Two days later it had spread to his face
Dreaming about Jeff? There must surely be some protocol for that!
My brother hangs on his every word. I'm half expecting one of those Tzla machines to arrive on my doorstep any day now.
wow I had no idea impetigo progressed as quickly as that.
I thought you had a Tzla already. I must be remembering wrong.
It was a good dream. No protocol needed. I just wish he weren't living in a ramshackle shack. That gave me pause.
Have you seen this info? Berwick made a video recently about the issue, but this video explains it more clearly. Are we all effed? or will more of us do the work necessary to remain mostly human? I've been using wifi for a couple months because it is so much more reliable than hardwire, but I got right up and turned it off when I finished watching. I also only use a cell phone for banking verification now. She gets into what we can do in the last ten minutes, so hang in there.
Yeah, the Impetigo spread pretty quickly alright.It took me a few days to get the remedies.
We have a 100 year old reconditioned Tesla machine, not one of Jeff's new improved super-duper ones.
I heard Jeff's interview with Dr. Mihalcea but not the one you linked. I'll take a look. Thanks. We use wired internet here and like yourself use the phone only for banking.
We likely are all fucked, but we may as well do what we can...and my brother is buying one of Jeff's Tezlas.
https://x.com/lee19389/status/1949613707551740273 #hive #posh
Another excellent contribution and deep pool of unexpected words. It is indeed very interesting how complementary that is to what I wrote, just as you commented there. Made me curious, hence, here I am. All your posts seem to fall into the category of "not taking oneself too serious", while being very serious in the core, about the values itself. I haven't gotten to that level yet. Making fun of my thoughts is not intrinsic to me yet, which according to my own logic means that I haven't solidified them enough.
Thank you, as always, for your writing! Always a highlight of the week.
You are indeed a perceptive fellow. Knowing myself as I do, I find it hard not to find myself ridiculous. And thank you for the kind compliments.
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